CONGRATULATIONS, MEMER!
YOU HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED TO THE WORLD'S PREMIER ANONYMOUS GAME SHOW!
<H1>PYRAMID WARS</H1>
<H2>PROUDLY SPONSORED BY THE PYRAMID COLLECTION</h2>
[[CONTINUE->INTRO2]]THE RULES ARE SIMPLE, ARBITRARY, AND OBJECTIVELY DUMB!
YOU HAVE 20 TOKENS TO SHOP THE PYRAMID COLLECTION.
YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CONTESTANTS WILL PLACE BIDS ON ITEMS TO SECURE THEM FOR YOUR DREAM WARDROBE.
WHEN ALL CONTESTANTS ARE OUT OF BIDDING TOKENS, THE AUCTIONS END, AND THE JUDGEMENT BEGINS.
OUR ESTEEMED PANEL OF JUDGES WILL RATE EACH CONTESTANT'S DREAM WARDROBE.
THE CONTESTANT WITH THE HIGHEST-RATED WARDROBE WINS!
[[NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET YOUR FELLOW CONTESTANTS!->CONTESTANTS]]TO BE CONTINUED!